Friday, April 25, 2008

just add water

Instructions for growing a plastic Jesus:
1. Plant plastic Jesus seed in a large pot.
2. Do NOT fertilize.
3. That's it! In 3 to 5 days you should have a 18" high plastic Jesus of your own! (Or you could take this one that someone apparently didn't want to have to care for anymore.) Ah, trash day in Riverside. Its like a walk through a museum of not fine art.

climate: sunny, low 60's
shoes: gray keds
ipod: the teenage prayers

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