Monday, March 10, 2008

still life on sidewalk

In order from left to right: jar of organic peanut butter, plastic soap dish, plastic ice cube tray (2, stacked), an "equalizer" ("to increase room comfort year around"), a bag of whole foods brand pita chips, a "first alert" motion sensor switch, another bag of pita chips, and a miscellaneous electric device that could possibly be another equalizer (which would be nice for symmetry's sake.)
I'm not really wondering why these particular items are here as much as I am wondering what the hell is an "equalizer"?! Is it different than a fan or a heater? And who wrote the subtitle to increase room comfort year around? It sounds like a bad translation if I've ever heard one. I suspect that this product was purchased either from SkyMall or a late night infomercial. Probably the latter.

climate: sunny, high 20's
shoes: brown flats
ipod: Al Green

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

did you eat the chips?