the guy who lives here never closes his driveway gate, and I have to close it in order to walk by. usually i push it closed with a vengeance, which also counts as my cardio for the day becuase the thing is heavy and rusty and hard to push. really what i should do it hit those hinges with some WD-40 so when the guy bumps the gate open with his car to back out of the driveway (i've seen him do it) they fly open and then back closed again and slam into his bumper. hard. hard enough to make his car go flying forward and he bashes his car into his house! and then the house falls down! and his dog gets out and runs away!
that's how it happens in my mind anyway. really i don't even know if he has a dog.
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